I'll dare anyone to have a relationship me..!

I'm a GREEN Man waiting to find the greatest female woman that ever lived,plus who doesn't discriminate against colour,greed,or religious beliefs,I wonder,does anyone reckon I'll find someone like that in this website? Green people often make Humans laugh so much until you wet yourselfs,not once,but twice.please..! sincere in your actions,don't just look at my profile because your boried in the evenings looking at everyman on this site,take a chance,only good thiings will happen if you do.I'm looking to married for the first in my life,come and get me before someone else does,could it be you?