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Female
Divorced
Gainesville, Florida
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In their own words

BBW ISO That Someone Special Who Makes Me Laugh

I'm a pretty laid back, cool single mother. I am a BBW. I love movies and am a voracious reader. I've been divorced forever so I tend to be fairly independent. I find it hard to accept help from anyone, but that is because I've had to do it all myself for so long. Since I am a single mother, I'm cautious about dating. In other words, I haven't done it in a while. (I'm talking about dating, but that too.) :-) I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. I think that laughter in the bedroom is one of the sexiest things on earth. It implies a level of comfort that you don't often find. Now I'm not talking about "Three Stooges" stuff here. :-) But if I fall off the bed, I'm going to be laughing as hard as anyone. :-) Again, I'm a Big woman. A handful you might say. (In more ways than one. hehe) Looking forward to hearing from ya'll sometime if you can find me. Looking For: First thing on this list would have to be that magical sense of humor. Make me laugh guys. Again, not talking about "Three Stooges" stuff here. :-) Don't bring on the cream pies or eye jabs. It would be nice to find a guy that would take the time to break through my barriers that have been put up over years of single parenting. It would be nice to find a guy that puts the seat down. Trust me, even I can lose my sense of humor at 2am with my behind in icy water. :-) But I am a forgiving person. On a more serious note, just like everyone, I sometimes wonder if what I'm looking for actually exists for me. I want someone that looks at me and sees his world. Someone that when I look at him, makes the rest of the world fall away. Someone that will hold me and make me feel safe and can let me do the same for him. Am I asking too much? Isn't that what ya'll want too? Are you out there? I really hope so. I'm getting a little tired of everyone asking what my bra size is and what color underwear I'm wearing at the moment. LOL You'd think getting to know people would get easier with age.. LOL I'm looking for Mr. Right, not Mr. Right Now. Please keep that in mind. In a nutshell, I'm looking for love. I'm 37 and I still believe it exists, but it does get harder to believe as time goes by. I know you're out there somewhere, I just hope you check out my profile. :-)

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Colored
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Voluptuous
Height
5'  4"   (163 cm)
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Associate Degree
Occupation
Administrative / Human Resources
Income
$15,000 - $30,000
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Some Other Viewpoint
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Alternative, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Dance / Electronica / House, Hard Rock / Metal, Rock & Roll, Hard Rock / Metal, Rap / Hip-Hop, Punk
Favorites
Favorite Actors
William H. Macy, Cuba Gooding Jr.
Favorite Actresses
Renee Zellweger
Favorite Artists
Monet
Favorite Authors
Janet Evanovich, James Patterson...........
Favorite Bands
Maroon 5
Favorite Hangouts
Don't do that scene
Favorite Books
Too many to mention
Favorite Cities
Still looking for it.
Favorite Clothing Stores
Lane Bryant
Favorite Colors
Purple
Favorite Country
USA, Scotland, Ireland
Favorite Drinks
Diet Barq's Rootbeer
Favorite Fast Foods
No preference here.
Favorite Magazines
Rolling Stone & Premier
Favorite Comedies
Without A Paddle
Favorite Dramas
Radio, Seabiscuit
Favorite Horror Movies
Jeepers Creepers 2, Laughed my ass off.
Favorite Action Movies
Die Hard 1, 2, & 3... Raiders, 1,2 & 3......
Favorite Night Clubs
Don't do that scene either
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
My neck is a definite weak point. :-)
Favorite Plays
Stomp! Out Loud.. although I wouldn't call it a play.
Favorite Politicians
There is no such thing as a favorite politician. They all suck!
Favorite Sports Teams
Eyes are going glassy right now...can't answer question...
Favorite Quote From A Movie
I don't have to out run the bear, I only have to out run you.
Favorite Restaurants
Carrabba's Italian
Favorite Songs At The Moment
This Love - Maroon 5
Favorite Sports
Eyes going glassy again.
Favorite Stocks
What?! Single mother, not stock analyst
Favorite TV Comedies
Gilmore Girls, Will & Grace, Monk
Favorite TV Dramas
One Tree Hill, Smallville
Favorite Foods
Italian
Favorite Styles Of Music
Pretty open minded on this one.
Interests
Acting
Can't act my way out of a paper bag.
Animals
Love them, two dogs - Ripper and Gemini (Gem)
Antiques
Love the smell of wood and detail
Art
Love it, can't do it.
Astrology
Somewhat into it.
Astronomy
Somewhat interested
Barbecues
Who doesn't like a barbecue?!
Bars
Don't go to them.
Basketball
Don't get it.
Biology
Interesting.
Board Games
Play them with my son often.
Business Finance
Single mom on budget. Close as I can get.
Camping
Love it, have my own gear.
Card Games
Want to learn Texas Hold'em.
Cars
Can change my own flat tire and spark plugs.
Children
Love them, own one myself.
Comedy
Love it, saw Gallagher in concert recently
Cooking
Horrible cook, but at least I'm honest.
Dancing
Enjoy it with the right person.
Dating
Haven't done much lately, not sure on it.
Dogs and Cats
Love dogs, dislike cats.
Electronics
Friends call me to hook up electronics, I'm good with schematics.
Exercise
Yeah, right!
Food
Like that too. :-)
Football
Like it, don't watch much.
Gambling
Nope, single mom on budget.
Gardening
Black thumb, but I love flowers.
Guns
Hate them.
Internet
Like it a lot.
Live Concerts
Would love to take my son.
Math
Awful at math!
Movies
Love them, big movie buff.
Opera
Nope
Painting
Can't do it, have great respect for those that can.
Pets
Love them.
Philosophy
Too deep for me.
Photography
Don't own a decent camera right now.
Politics
Ok, if you can stand the hipocracy
Radio
Listen all the time.
Reading
Read at least one book a week.
Running
Body would protest if I tried.
School
Love to learn.
Shopping
Single mom on a budget, need I say more?
Singing
Sound awful, but I do it anyway. :-) Car singer.
Sky Diving
Noooo
Technology
I'm a bit of a computer geek
Television
Watch nightly
Theater
Would like to check it out.
Traveling
Going to Six Flags this April.
Video Games
Play them with my son some.
Walking
Will do lots of that at Six Flags. :-)
Personality
Adventurousness Average
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Somewhat Humble
Independence Somewhat Independent
Mood Somewhat Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Introverted
Thought Process Average
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Very Casual
Energy Average
Go Party Never
Neatness Not Too Neat
Punctuality Often Early
Spending Somewhat Thrifty
Work Ethic Average
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
I'm more of a homebody, so my perfect evening is cuddling on the couch watching a movie with my special someone.
How many kids would you like to have?
I already have one, but having another would be nice. I just don't want to have to raise another one alone again.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
I am a big woman, I would like to be a bit more toned and I could stand to lose some weight and I'm working on that.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
World Peace, no one would be hungry or homeless. You know general goody, goody stuff. :-)
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My appetite for reading.
What gets on your nerves?
Smoke/Smoking!!! I grew up in a smoking household. I'm the only one in the family that doesn't smoke and I can't stand the smell of it. Ugh!!
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Communication, affection, mutual support.
What turns you off?
Smoke/Smoking. Can't stress this enough! Kissing a smoker is what I imagine licking an ashtray would be like. Ughhhhh!! :-(
What turns you on?
Laughing, kissing, touching... more on that later. :-)
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
I would love to be in a commited relationship by then.
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