i really need the LADY

I am on a quest for knowledge (and fun), and I am currently accomplishing this by trying to meet fun and interesting people to share experiences, conversations, and at times, cheetoes. I am 6.0 ft, dk blonde hair, broad chest , very attractive ,straight and tone. Looking For: I would like to go back in time and meet myself so I can warn me to not mix plaids with stripes, not drink that slurpy too fast or I’ll get a headache, not fall in that mud puddle, not think Puperoni will taste just like pepperoni, and not crash into that pole on my bike.all i need is the one that can be a wife to me, no matter how she is, I will love her, look my future partner, age is nothing