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L'isle Jourdain
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Beer-drinking, pool-playing, rugby-watching, shaven-headed, full-bearded tattoo’d ex-librarian ex-pat living in rustic rural France. I love cooking, reading: I have my own bespoke library, history is my favourite. I’m considered witty, intelligent and well-read (the cheques are in the post). I’m a cat fan, passionate yes, ga-ga or goo-goo, no! Little people in furry suits they are not! I have thirteen (yes, 13) most of whom were abandonment or cruelty cases. I’m in the process of starting a boarding cattery and rescue centre in my village. I’m writing a monthly column for Catnip Chronicles, an online cat magazine, my first article appeared in the May 2006 issue under “Maison Miaow”. Looking For: If you’re honest and sincere, and unafraid to tell me if - hah! - when I’m wrong; if you’re compassionate and love animals, especially cats; if you like being out of the kitchen and have a tolerance for dreadful puns, then drop me a line. Moreover, if you can be understanding of the neglectful and patient with the cruel then I need you because I’m not.
Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Bald / Shaved
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Athletic
Height
6' 0" (183 cm)
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Agnostic
Education
High School
Occupation
Entrepreneurial / Start Up
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
I'll tell you later
What languages do you speak?
English, French
Favorite Music
Blues, Hard Rock / Metal, Punk
Favorites
Favorite Authors
Tolkien, PJ O'Rourke, HST
Favorite Bands
Motorhead, Rammstein
Favorite Hangouts
The Falstaff, Montparnasse, Paris
Favorite Books
Lord of the Rings
Favorite Colors
Black
Favorite Drinks
Real ale
Favorite Fast Foods
Ye gods, none!
Favorite Magazines
Private Eye
Favorite Comedies
The Producers
Favorite Dramas
Das Boot
Favorite Horror Movies
Rocky Horror Show
Favorite Action Movies
James Bond
Favorite News Anchor
Jeremy Paxman
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Erm, define "place"
Favorite Plays
The Woman in Black
Favorite Politicians
George Galloway
Favorite Sports Teams
Stade Poitevin, London Welsh
Favorite Quote From A Movie
"I don't expect you to talk, Mr Bond, I expect you to die"
Favorite Restaurants
At the End of the Universe
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Born to Raise Hell, Motorhead
Favorite Sports
Rugby
Favorite Stocks
Chicken
Favorite TV Comedies
MASH, Yes Minister, Cheers, Frasier
Favorite TV Dramas
Sharpe, Sherlock Holmes
Favorite TV News Sources
BBC24, Sky
Favorite Foods
Chinese, Indian
Favorite Styles Of Music
Blues to heavy metal
Interests
Acting
Never tried
Animals
I have 12 cats and am looking to start a boarding/rescue centre
Antiques
Prefer old books
Art
I know what I like
Barbecues
Fine
Bars
Depending on the range and quality of their beers
Biology
Human
Camping
Used to be good fun, my arthritis doesn't like it nowadays
Children
Miniature Republicans
Comedy
Dry and witty, yes. Slapstick and puerile, no.
Community Service
An OK sentence depending on the crime
Cooking
I love it, favourite occupation after reading.
Dogs and Cats
Like dogs, love cats
Exercise
No
Food
Yes
Internet
Yes
Live Concerts
I miss these so much, there's nothing like that round this part of France
Math
Groan
Movies
Normally wait for the DVD
Pets
See answers to other animal-based questions
Politics
Very good subject to get me ranting
Reading
Favourite activity
Rugs
Rugs?
Running
I remember it well
School
Worst days of life
Shopping
Books, music and food
Singing
Confined to the shower out of respect for others.
Sky Diving
No way
Snowboarding
When Hell freezes over and I'm too lazy to walk
Television
Documentaries, news, current affairs
Video Games
Yes, mainly WWII
Walking
No alternative as ex took the car.
Writing
Have started a column in CatnipChronicles, see under Maison Miaow
Personality
Adventurousness
Average
Affectionateness
Somewhat Reserved
Trustingness
Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence
Somewhat Confident
Independence
Somewhat Independent
Mood
Average
Romance
Average
Sociability
Somewhat Introverted
Thought Process
Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance
Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress
Very Casual
Energy
Average
Go Party
Often
Neatness
Average
Punctuality
Always On Time
Spending
Somewhat Spendthrift
Work Ethic
Average
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
I suspect I've already had that when England won the rugby World Cup, I guess what would top that would be them winning it in 2007 and 2011. That was a truly wonderful weekend, what I remember of it! Watching Motorhead ranks high as well...but I guess as a couple, well, Paris is good or Hay-on-Wye! There's different.
How many kids would you like to have?
It was none earlier on in the profile, nothing's happened to change that.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
My feet, there's too much of the hobbit about them.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Bye bye, Bush;
Bye bye, Bliar;
Bye bye, Berlusconi...shazam! Thank you.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My pool-playing for one...my support of average rugby teams
What gets on your nerves?
The list is endless but it starts with neocon warmongers.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Honesty and integrity, patience and tolerance, compassion.
What turns you off?
Any flaws in personal hygiene, so unnecessary nowadays. Bigotry, lies, cruelty.
What turns you on?
Lazy mornings in bed; thunderstorms; long walks in really cold weather knowing how to warm up once home.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Possibly in L'Isle Jourdain, possibly running the cattery, still dressed in black.
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