Wanted by Many, Taken by None....Looking for One!

Can we just keep it short and sharp at this stage as i can go on forever and tell you all about my escapades and all the extra ordinary events that have took place and all the things you'd love about me and.... For me....the perfect woman is: cute in the face...small in the waist....thick in the thighs....fat in the ass....swole in the chest.....juicy in the lips........white in the teeth......soft in the hands......skilled in the kitchen.....clean in the puss.....hot in the bed........and last but not least.....good with my head.....LOL!!